Fic: Let Me Call You Sweetheart (Not You) (Our Flag Means Death, Ed/Stede, Ed/Izzy, M)

Title: Let Me Call You Sweetheart (Not You)
Wordcount: 1659
Fandom: Our Flag Means Death
Rating: Mature (consensual sexual activity)
Content notes: references to canon-typical violence, toxic relationships
Relationships: Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet, Edward Teach/Izzy Hands
Timeline: S1
A/N: I read a tweet that said "every day I look to see who's retweeting NSFW Izzy Hands fanart onto my timeline and it's always Con O'Neill" and then I followed Con O'Neill and then this happened, so. This was part of something longer, but these parts felt like they stood on their own.

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( It was easy, when Izzy Hands came to Blackbeard and said,  )

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Title: inside is not a heart, but a kaleidoscope
Wordcount: 14134
Fandom: Our Flag Means Death
Rating: Mature (consensual sexual activity)
Content notes: references to canon-typical violence
Relationships: Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet, Edward Teach/Izzy Hands
Timeline: Season 1
A/N: I know the kaleidoscope wasn't invented until the 1800s, but I think I can take a liberty or two in a show that includes Crocs 92002) and Pinocchio (1883). Title is from "Kaleidoscope Heart" by Sara Bareilles. I did swap out the Kama Sutra for I Modi (The Ways, 1500s, NSFW). Many many many thanks to dilkirani and coffeesuperhero for their help and support.

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Blackbeard sat and smoked and pondered his prize. The Gentleman Pirate wore a livid bruise around his neck and a bandage tinged with blood. Not exactly the height of fashion, when it came to piracy. Generally one wanted to appear hale and hearty, or at least cool. Black didn't show blood - just one of Blackbeard's top pirating tips. Bonnet's white lacy number had been ruined, and not in a badass way. Tenacious little fucker, though.

( He could definitely see why Izzy hated the Gentleman Pirate. )